Saturday, March 28, 2009

fitness fails me again

Just like my trusty Fitness magazine brought me the spinach smoothie, I found another article of interest in the latest issue: "Drop 10 lbs THIS month!"  The plan is threefold.  1-doing their toner exercises twice a week, 2- doing cardio 3x a week, and 3-eating 1500 calories a day.  Not so bad, eh?  

So Thursday morning (probably as a way to avoid studying) I decided to try out their toner exercises.  I open up to Part 1 where it showed a really fit girl doing all these easy looking moves.  I get started on the super leg slimmers: the arabesque, salute, and static lunge kick-back, which all end up being versions of the lunge.  Well, about 5 in I am feeling the burn.  After 10, I'm huffing and puffing.  At about 20, I realize I am sweating profusely.  And yet for some reason, I continue all the way to 60.  It didn't look pretty, but I did it.  After taking about 20 minutes to recover, I move on to the amazing ab flatteners, but they confuse me.  Next, are the best butt toners, but as soon as I realize that these are all squats (my legs are still on fire), I quit.  

Thursday was very painful, but Friday was even worse.  The little things in life, getting out of my car, walking down stairs, moving... became such a challenge.  Now, approximately 64 hours later, I still find myself involuntarily groaning every time I stand up or sit down.  New York celebrity trainer Justin Geilband did say I would "sculpt muscle fibers I've probably never reached before." Amen to that.  

So here's my take on this whole strategy.  I did the first three moves, but what if I would have kept going to do all 12?  I might have been able to make it through that first day, but that next morning when I woke up I would literally be unable to get out of the bed.  So, stuck in bed for an entire day waiting for the pain to subside, can't get to food... I'd probably lose a couple pounds right?  And when I reach the point where I'm able to move again, its almost time for the second dose of 12 toner moves followed shortly by another day of bed rest. After a month, thats at least a whole weeks worth of not eating at all.  And there's your 10 pounds.  

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

i love the internet.

Wow, I haven't blogged in exactly a month, but possibly the only person that has noticed is my dad.  I don't have anything to say about the time that has passed.  All I can remember about it is that I made my lowest grade ever in med school, I went to DC, and I haven't gained back my motivation to study since getting back.  Oh well, on to bigger and better things!  Since I wasn't so successful with my new year's resolutions, I have a new one.  


It is 99 things on the internet (mostly videos) that are hilarious/awesome and deserve to be seen.  I will see them all and feel a sense of accomplishment that medical school is unwilling to give me.  Right now I'm on #21.  

Some that I HIGHLY recommend
2)charlie bit me.  cute kids.  cute BRITISH kids.  OMG mate, I love this one.
6)charlie the unicorn. very strange, but also very funny if it's your kind of humor.  
8)numa numa.  old school, still amazing.
10)george lucas in love. this is a bit long, but the very end is hilarious.  The rest is funny too but the end makes it.  
16)dramatic chipmunk.  It's only 5 seconds, unless you watch it over and over again which I do sometimes.
19)fail blog.  Just discovered this and I had to limit myself to looking at only the first 4 pages because it was cracking me up.  Mostly idiotic things that people do.  

Maybe next time I blog it will include my favs from 21-40 (which i already know will include christian the lion and leprechauns in alabama)